Conversation upon discovering that our copy of Stigmata has an alternate ending:
Historical K: In the first one did the priest and the chick end up doing it at the end?
Bad Vegan: It was really vague. They were in the park with the birds and then he found the scroll-thing.
Sunny: But he wasn't a priest in the scroll scene, right? No collar.
HK: Maybe in the alternate ending there's hot priest sex!
S: But he wasn't a priest anymore...
HK: Hot priest sex!
- We watch the ending. Girl dies. -
BV: Well, I guess that means no hot priest sex.
S: Unless he's into necrophilia.
BV: Hot priest necrophilia!
HK: Wait. She died? But she was with the birds... no hot priest sex?
BV: No, HK. No hot priest sex. I'm sorry.
08 November 2007
Why Movies Should Not be Allowed in Our House
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5 comments:
hahah hot priest necrophilia!
ew.
I'm a Jew, so I apologize if I'm a bit slow to understand the appeal of hot priest sex. Is it hot because he's not allowed to have sex normally?
Because the idea of hot rabbi sex...Not that tempting.
See, I think that is PRECISELY the reason to have movies in your house.
Wooohoooo! Well guessed, well guessed. The Princess Bride is totally one of my favorite movies. And by one of, I mean THE ONE. Favoritest in the world.
Soooooo... I promised a prize, and I shall follow through. Five AZ State Fair postcards, coming your way. Wanna pick the images?
Rebecca :)
And PS... your post = hilarious. Totally a conversation my friends & I would have.
Jamie - 'ew' indeed, particularly since she died by spontaneously bleeding. Ick.
Josh - I'm not sure if it's a 'no-sex' thing or just an HK-thing. This is the same girl who wants to steal Andrew Rice away from his wife, after all. Her tastes are suspect.
Moose - Except there's always that point about halfway through the conversation when you realise exactly what you're talking about and that you'll never be able to watch the movie again. It's a problem.
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